you, an intellectual: foramen magnum
me, an intellectual with a sense of humor: big fuckin hole
Fun fact, first year I stuck my finger in the foramen magnum of a dog skull and couldn’t get it out and then my professor came over to go over all the nerve exits in the skull with us so I just sat there trying to get it out and debating asking the professor if it was okay for me to use the bone saw or if we should call the fire department or hospital to get it off but then I had a stroke of genius and kept pretending to scratch my nose but really I was licking my finger until I could pull my finger out